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“Beat kansas - A Poetic Expression By Jet”
Beat the school with the lower-case letter.
Beat kansas and the beer tastes better.
Beat kansas and the world looks brighter.
Beat kansas and the seed is much higher.
Beat kansas and you silence a hater.
Beat kansas and the weekend is greater.
Beat kansas and the road games fade.
Beat kansas and “perfect at home” is made.
Beat kansas and the RPI gets the “bump”.
Beat kansas and that Larryville dump.
Beat kansas and Lawrence becomes deader.
Beat kansas and the season is better.
Beat kansas and we can beat anyone.
Beat kansas and Beakers won’t have any fun.
Beat kansas and everybody’s a hero.
Beat kansas and CoMO becomes Marc Mero.
Beat kansas and no English threads for 24 hours.
Beat kansas and co-eds get drunk on Whiskey sours.
Beat kansas and SNL might be funnier.
Beat kansas and Sunday will be sunnier.
Beat kansas and 49 states start clapping.
Beat kansas and there’s hope in what can happen.
Beat kansas.

“Beat kansas - A Poetic Expression By Jet”


Beat the school with the lower-case letter.

Beat kansas and the beer tastes better.

Beat kansas and the world looks brighter.

Beat kansas and the seed is much higher.

Beat kansas and you silence a hater.

Beat kansas and the weekend is greater.

Beat kansas and the road games fade.

Beat kansas and “perfect at home” is made.

Beat kansas and the RPI gets the “bump”.

Beat kansas and that Larryville dump.

Beat kansas and Lawrence becomes deader.

Beat kansas and the season is better.

Beat kansas and we can beat anyone.

Beat kansas and Beakers won’t have any fun.

Beat kansas and everybody’s a hero.

Beat kansas and CoMO becomes Marc Mero.

Beat kansas and no English threads for 24 hours.

Beat kansas and co-eds get drunk on Whiskey sours.

Beat kansas and SNL might be funnier.

Beat kansas and Sunday will be sunnier.

Beat kansas and 49 states start clapping.

Beat kansas and there’s hope in what can happen.

Beat kansas.

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Kim English is from Baltimore, I’m from Kansas City. We decided to lay down a friendly wager where if my beloved Chiefs beat the Ravens last Sunday, he would have to wear red & gold kicks at the next Mizzou game. If the Ravens won, I would have to write a complimentary song about his football team and perform it live on “The Closers” the following Monday.

The Chiefs lost, now I’m peeesed off. Click the player above to hear “The Ratbird Song”…

THE RATBIRD SONG

The Ravens are better than the Chiefs

McCluster pasted by Ed Reed

It was dominant and mean

It was thorough and clean

Enjoy your victory…

Cause the Ravens are old-old-old-old-old

Yes, your stars are old-old-old-old-old

Yeah the Ravens are old-old-old-old-old

Old-old-old.. “experienced”… that means “old”

They were the better team that day

They were the better team all year

Survive and advance

And snatch KC’s chance

In the twilight of their careers…

Cause the Ravens are old-old-old-old-old

Yes, your stars are old-old-old-old-old

Well the Ravens are old-old-old-old-old

Old-old-old.. “veteran leaders”… that means “old”

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Hi Tumblr Fam! This is my new song “Hi Resolution” that will be a part of my album “Pink Pants”… I hope you like it!! Happy New Years!!

HI RESOLUTION

If I go
I’ll leave your key right by the door
Oh… and I won’t call you anymore.
All this time spent waiting for you
All this care assumed with no proof

Goin on a diet
Maybe lose a pound or two
Gonna be a riot, won’t even think about you
I won’t even think about you…
I will never think about you…

I don’t want to wait on your love anymore
Come New Years Day

December Snow
A wind-frozen face
Make it slow and you can’t count the days
For when is right to finally let go
Or if the season calls to hang on

I wanna hit the town
Talk to every girl I see
Oh, or stay and watch TV
All this time spent waiting for you
And finally now I know what to do

I don’t want to wait on your love anymore
Come New Years Day

Winters come and winters go
And so do people don’t you know

Mizzou Arena: A Sea… err.. A Pond Of Black & Gold

It’s easy to tell when there are A LOT of fans in the Arena that were likely making their first trip. When the video board intro** began, there was a pretty big reaction from the crowd. Including exhibitions, Tiger fans have already had 11 opportunities to see this basketball team this year. Fans were making their FIRST trip to the arena in the 11th opportunity? To see the Missouri square off with arch-nemesis…. Northern Illinois?!

Discounted tickets had a little bit to do with the close to 11,000 in attendance at Mizzou Arena for Mizzou/Northern Illinois last night.

**By the way, in my opinion, that’s the best video intro I’ve seen yet for Missouri basketball. Not gonna lie, the Kim English portion at the very end where he’s looking down on the fans in the arena yelling “Let’s go!” still gets me pumped everytime.**

Whenever Mike Anderson is asked about crowd size in any capacity, generally his answer in the postgame press conference reflects his sales pitch of “we play an exciting brand of basketball”, “these guys work their tails off in practice” and “the fans really take the guys to another level”. Judging by body language and tone in these postgame pressers, what he’s really saying is:

“I don’t know WHY we have a half-empty arena on most nights. I’m giving this state a Top Ten team, and it’s irritating and honestly starting to piss me off a little.”

My plan of action? Cut the non-conference ticket prices to $8-10 in the upper seating and keep an attendance performance chart for the lower bowl/season ticket holders. Make it ridiculously affordable for a family of four (of limited means) to go out to a basketball game for $40. I promise you, they will come to more games, they’ll be VERY enthusiastic, and they’ll buy food & sweatshirts.

Start filling the arena first, THEN raise ticket prices later. I think the Athletic Department forgets sometimes that a lot of the people from small towns in the Columbia-area aren’t making $60,000 a year in combined income. They have all LOVED the Tigers for generations since birth because of their proximity, but are priced out every year.

It’s great to have a lot of StL and KC in the building, but I think more focus needs to go on getting Hallsville, Harrisburg, New Franklin, Boonville, Ashland, and Fayette to fill up Mizzou Arena. These people eat, sleep, and breathe hoops. They’re wearing their Mizzou gear all week, and then make an appointment to go HOME to watch the game. THESE are the fans that will come out to a Tuesday or Thursday night game against a lesser-known opponent. They’ll come because Columbia is a 10 to 30 minute drive and it’s very low maintenance.

Just the six tiny towns I named have a combined population of 15,000 in the city limits. That, of course, doesn’t count the tens of thousands that live in the RURAL areas of Central Missouri.

Even if we’re talking about TEN PERCENT of upwards of 35,000 Columbia-area residents, that’s another three to four thousand gold-clad Tiger fans in the arena on a Tuesday night. It makes a noticeable difference.

It’s not an exact science, but it’s a simple philosophy of:

1. Arena is half full with full-priced tickets
2. Cut ticket prices in half and get close to filling the Arena
3. Whatever revenue is lost by the gate, will be recovered (and then some) by parking, concession and merchandise sales
4. More fans = More attractive atmosphere
5. More attractive atmosphere = More interest in attending games
6. More interest = More season ticket sales
7. More season tickets sales = Even higher demand for season tickets
8. Higher demand = Bump up to ticket prices

It’s easy to say “there’s no reason why fans shouldn’t come support this team”, but in reality there are two primary reasons: travel distance and ticket prices. So…. cut the travel distance and the ticket prices.

Get people through the gates, and the product will sell itself.

Pinkel’s Not The Guy? You’re Right. He’s The Man.

I’m thoroughly excited every season because of Gary Pinkel. I get enormously disappointed when Missouri loses a football game because now we’re expected to win most of them. That’s also because of Gary Pinkel.

I know the ultimate goals like Conference Championships and BCS Bowls and BCS Title games seem so far away, but they’re really not. The program is at the level where they are in position to “blow it” or to turn some heads every week. Missouri is on the brink because of Gary Pinkel. My definition of “the brink” is one or two more plays here, and the Tigers get another win there. Maybe it’s one more special player. Maybe it’s a couple better Gameday decisions.

There are a lot of better coaches with more decorated resumes at schools with more heritage with better talent and more exposure that are a step or two behind the University of Missouri. Because of Gary Pinkel. Most of them are doing less with more. Pinkel is doing more with less.

Missouri has done A LOT of things I wouldn’t have even THOUGHT they could do 10 years ago.. or even FIVE years ago. Winning championships is next on the list. I know it’s frustrating at times for good reason, but I will say this:

Because of Gary Pinkel, the question of ‘If not NOW… then, when?’ can be answered. The answer is… “NEXT time.”

The reason why I say that is because there are only a handful of really meaningful things Missouri HASN’T yet accomplished. Most of those things, Missouri has had shots at in the recent past. MU will get more shots… and more shots… and more shots. Then, Missouri will get over the hump as recent history has proven.

How long will it take? I don’t know. How long SHOULD it take? Who’s to say? Missouri might get there three years from now. Maybe five. Maybe NEXT year. The Tigers have a better chance than most and as good a chance as any, these days.

You want Gary Pinkel out and a new coach IN to take Missouri to “the next level”? I can understand that feeling. Whom might you suggest? Name an elite coach that has been there and done that, who looks at Missouri as a destination job. Find a coach who will do it for less than $3 million per year…

Mack Brown? $5.1 million per year. Bob Stoops? $4.3 million. Nick Saban, Les Miles, and Jim Tressel? All $3.7 million-plus.

Gary Pinkel sits at $2.5 million. He makes HALF as much as Mack Brown. Brown coaches the Texas Longhorns who at 4-5 needs to win two of their last three games just to become bowl eligible. Pinkel’s Tigers became bowl eligible a month ago.

I say dance with the one who brought ya.

10 Reasons Mizzou Fans Should Feel Confident

1) Are you thinking about this game all the time? Can’t sleep? Have browsed a Mizzou article or two from a South African paper just because they picked Nebraska? I promise you, Missouri’s football team has been thinking about it more. And longer. 12 months longer.

2) Missouri has been better than Nebraska for a while now. NU has certainly improved considerably under Pellini. But despite rain, rankings, and :01 seconds… they’re still behind Missouri.

3) Opponents playing in the Sea Of Red isn’t what it used to be. Why? Because Nebraska’s football team isn’t what it used to be.

4) Nebraska is really good and have shown it. Missouri is better and have shown it.

5) The Huskers have a diverse offense. 69% run, 31% pass. Diverse like Pilot Grove.

6) The Texas Bowl still worries some Missouri fans. Not Dave Steckel. Missouri’s defense will handle Martinez and the option better BECAUSE of the sad performance against Navy.

7) It’s easy to get worried on the eve of a big game. How nervous were you in December of 2007 when a statistically dominant Kansas team stood in the way of Missouri? You had your druthers about KU even though there weren’t many glaring holes. Just a “feeling” Missouri was better. Go with your gut. Worry less.

8) Taylor Martinez is a freshman that fumbles when hit, turns the wrong way on handoffs, gets pulled for being “ineffective”, and can run for 70 yard touchdowns in a blink. Do you know what great college quarterbacks fit the same profile? None of them.

9) Fact of the matter is that both teams, schools, fan bases, and administrations WANT this win equally bad. They want it for history’s sake, for the future’s sake, and for that final taste. So what is the difference? The better football team in 2010… Missouri.

10) Gary Pinkel and his teams seem to perform at the highest level when they are least expected. Sometimes it’s jaw-dropping. Nebraska & Texas Tech in 2007, Nebraska again in 2008, Illinois in 2009, Texas A&M two weeks ago. Regardless of reasons, they are NOT expected to perform well enough to win on Saturday. Tape your jaw shut.

‎”The harder you work, the better you get. The better you get, the more you achieve. The more you achieve, the harder you work.
Me
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Chelsea Handler at 2010 VMA’s

DAVID HASSELHOFF + KANSAS CITY CHIEFS = MATT CASSELLHOFF

FOR ANYBODY THAT’S EVER BEEN PLAYED BY A PLAYA

I wrote this song for a girl that had just broken up with me. She got all excited when I told her I wrote a song about her. She was so excited by my romance that she took me back. Then I played her the song. Then she broke up with me again.

THIS IS WORTH WATCHING, I PROMISE.

Push play and hang with it for the first minute… it’ll make you laugh. Immediately one of my favorite mash-ups.. hahaha

AT LEAST ONE PERSON PICKED KANSAS TO LOSE…

Last Wednesday (September 1st) on my sports-talk radio show “The Closers” (KFRU, Columbia, MO) my co-host Spencer Kane and I were running down the first week of BIG 12 College Football games.

We ran down each game and made our picks & predictions. Then we got to the North Dakota State/Kansas game.

North Dakota State is an “FCS” team. Formerly known as “Division II”. Kansas is obviously a “Division I” school in a major BCS football conference. By comparison, it’s like a pretty good college baseball team playing the Boston Red Sox. In these games, the bigger school will pay a large chunk of money to the smaller school to come play the game and lose by 40+ points. In fact, the Oregon Ducks pounded their opponent 72-0 the same day.

Kansas was expected to win their game against North Dakota State with little problem. The expectation was so high, that Las Vegas didn’t even put a betting line or point spread out for the game. It was a forgone conclusion. Kansas is at home in Lawrence, North Dakota State stinks, and despite all the changes at KU, the Jayhawks will win easily.

As Lee Corso would say: “Not so fast, my friend.”

Yours truly went “on the record” to thousands of listeners and made the ballsiest pick of the weekend…

DO YOU LIKE SHOES?

This song is my masterpiece. If you like shoes, then you may or may not like this song. It’s a song that I wrote a few years ago that really mirrors everyday life.

When I was 13, I had my first love. There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us or could ever come above. She had me goin’ crazy… Oh I was starstruck. She woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks. She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and at school on the playground… But I really wanna see her on the weekend.
~Unknown

Adam LaRoche of the Arizona Diamondbacks plays a prank on his buddy Kelly Johnson. The reaction on Johnson’s face is priceless….